Q:I think what is going to determine whether Horton is going to stay, is Horton himself. Chiarelli isn't dumb enough to not give him an offer, so he'll probably offer him a lesser amount than he is getting now. It will be Horton's decision whether to take it or not.
yeah of course. thats exactly what im thinking! i hope he does take teh cut. hes a cool dude i wouldnt mind keeping him around especially since he’s so awesome in playoffs and can be a great sniper when he wants to be
Q:Which bruins are free agents?
Q:Why do you think Horton will leave? :((
because he is super inconsistent and only shows up during playoffs. he can stay if he takes a deep pay cut imo
Q:Why does everyone hate on Pierre McGuire?
because he creeps on the players really hard and he asks a lot of irrelevant questions. honestly hes funny to have around because hes just so weird.
Q:Hi, I can't take credit for all the mean comments that have probably come your way, but I know I was behind at least one of them. I guess I just got a little too protective over Paille because I think he's so cool. But anyway, I apologize. Also, your post on meeting Tuukka and Seguin really made my day (I was literally fangirling all over the kitchen). Keep up the great blog
if youre just now reading the seguin/tuukka stuff, then youre not one of the mean people. so dont worry about it. youre okay. thanks for owning up though! i wish more people would man up
Q:Which Bruins are your favorites?
tuukka dob jagr pie looch uhhh ya those are my faves
Q:Why don't you think Ferry's going to stay? He seems like a Bruins lifer.
i know! it really sucks! hes SO BOSTON. but ugh. torey and bartkowski are playing so well that its time to let go of the weakest link and move on and start building up the young guys. maybe ferry will take a paycut and resign for a year, and thats what i WANT to happen, but who knows
Q:Which bruins player has the best ass? Rank each player.
bergy and thorty have the best asses and i think pie is a dark horse here and chara has a good butt and tuukkas is like one of the worst cuz even tho its cute and round its bony as fuck
Q:can u do a story about tuukka and timmy hanging out just for old times sake pls
they would go on a boat and tuukka would tie him up and cry about how much he misses him then take him home and put him in the closet and wont let him leave and talk to him every day from outside the closet door and thorty would come home and stare at tuukka and think hes crazy but then shake his head and remember hes a goalie and tuukka would sneak timmy little cheeseburgers and fries under the door and never let him out wow longest sentence ever
Q:You say Jagr talks so modestly. I bet his dick isn't modest. I hope it isn't.
it probably isnt lbr his dick grows with all his accomplishments
Q:i would imagine that sex with Horton would be the best, seeing as hes the one whos married to a former porn star :P
totally agree. and super kinky. super experienced. even if he wasnt with her, he seems like he would be good
Q:If you were mating with Dob, he would probably think of something really random and funny, and then he would start laughing so hard that you'd have to stop. It would be amazing.
YES. THIS IS SO REAL. ok magarooni and i discuss this LIKE EVERY NIGHT. BECAUSE DOB WOULD BE THE BEST PERSON TO JUST..BE WITH. THATS EXACTlY WHAT HE WOULD DO. he would just giggle and laugh and tickle and make jokes and siren sounds
Q:No see, Soupy would be all like, "Ok before we do this, we have to do the goat blood ritual". And you'd jump out the window. But Savvy would stop midway and say, "Can we go to the Tim Horton's up the street and get a donut? I'm hungry". Of course you would agree because no one can say no to Savvy's adorableness.
savvy eats while having sex this is proven
Q:it's ok arian I'd have sex with jagr too ur not the only one. even my friend who doesn't find him attractive (cuz she's insane) agrees that he would be great in bed.
wow is she blind
Q:wth last anon having sex with jagr would be the best and you know it. so what he's old that just means he has more experience he's still so hot though. just google jagr shirtless.
i dont even need to add anything you are just CORRECT