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EVERYONE
STOP
WHAT YOURE DOING RN
STOP SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JUST STOP
GODDAMNIT I SEE YOUR FINGER ON THE SCROLLTHING ON YOUR MOUSE JUST FUCKING STOP FOR ONE SECOND JUST SLOW DOWN AND LOOK AT THIS DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING
LOOK
AT THIS MANS HAIR
JUST LOOK AT THIS.
THOSE CURLS ARE FLAWLESS. NO ONE CAN RECREATE THAT EVER. NOT EVEN WITH HOURS OF STYLING AND PROFESSIONAL PAUL MITCHELL BITCHES. NOT EVEN WITH GALLONS OF THE BEST HAIR GELS AND MOUSSES. THAT MOTHERFUCKING HAIR. THOSE CURLS. HOW DOES HE DO IT. HE PROBABLY JUST WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND RUNS HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR AND LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AND HIS REFLECTION TRIES TO LICK HIM.
THEN HE WALKS DOWNSTAIRS AND HOARDS OF BITCHES FOLLOW HIM FOR MILES. HIS PHEROMONES CALLING PEOPLE FROM UP IN HIGHRISES  AND FROM CITIES AWAY JUST TO FOLLOW HIM AS HE WHISPERS “DAMN I LOOK FINE” TO HIMSELF.
THEN HE MAKES THAT FACE AT THEM. AND SCOFFS. THEN THEY JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. THIS IS HIS FUCKING LIFE.
REBLOG IF YOU SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED REBLOG IF YOUR COMPUTER IS ON FIRE
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EVERYONE

STOP

WHAT YOURE DOING RN

STOP SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JUST STOP

GODDAMNIT I SEE YOUR FINGER ON THE SCROLLTHING ON YOUR MOUSE JUST FUCKING STOP FOR ONE SECOND JUST SLOW DOWN AND LOOK AT THIS DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING

LOOK

AT THIS MANS HAIR

JUST LOOK AT THIS.

THOSE CURLS ARE FLAWLESS. NO ONE CAN RECREATE THAT EVER. NOT EVEN WITH HOURS OF STYLING AND PROFESSIONAL PAUL MITCHELL BITCHES. NOT EVEN WITH GALLONS OF THE BEST HAIR GELS AND MOUSSES. THAT MOTHERFUCKING HAIR. THOSE CURLS. HOW DOES HE DO IT. HE PROBABLY JUST WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND RUNS HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR AND LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AND HIS REFLECTION TRIES TO LICK HIM.

THEN HE WALKS DOWNSTAIRS AND HOARDS OF BITCHES FOLLOW HIM FOR MILES. HIS PHEROMONES CALLING PEOPLE FROM UP IN HIGHRISES  AND FROM CITIES AWAY JUST TO FOLLOW HIM AS HE WHISPERS “DAMN I LOOK FINE” TO HIMSELF.

THEN HE MAKES THAT FACE AT THEM. AND SCOFFS. THEN THEY JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. THIS IS HIS FUCKING LIFE.

REBLOG IF YOU SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED REBLOG IF YOUR COMPUTER IS ON FIRE

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I'm Arian, student at University of Virginia, formerly of The George Washington University. I'm a huge Boston Bruins fan. I live primarily in Northern VA/DC, so I go to Caps practices and games, and may post about them occasionally. During the school year, I'm in Charlottesville. For football, Pats and Ravens are my faves. I love EDM and post a lot about Avicii. I also love Tuukka Rask, unhealthily, along with his little brother Joonas. Politically, I am a moderate Republican. I make a lot of macros and write some stories. Flyers and Canucks fans welcome. PLEASE understand that I am very slow on following people back. I will get to it eventually. It is not that I don't like you. little raskals

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