EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RN STOP SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JUST STOP GODDAMNIT I SEE YOUR FINGER ON THE SCROLLTHING ON YOUR MOUSE JUST FUCKING STOP FOR ONE SECOND JUST SLOW DOWN AND LOOK AT THIS DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING LOOK AT THIS MANS HAIR JUST LOOK AT THIS. THOSE CURLS ARE FLAWLESS. NO ONE CAN RECREATE THAT EVER. NOT EVEN WITH HOURS OF STYLING AND PROFESSIONAL PAUL MITCHELL BITCHES. NOT EVEN WITH GALLONS OF THE BEST HAIR GELS AND MOUSSES. THAT MOTHERFUCKING HAIR. THOSE CURLS. HOW DOES HE DO IT. HE PROBABLY JUST WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND RUNS HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR AND LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AND HIS REFLECTION TRIES TO LICK HIM. THEN HE WALKS DOWNSTAIRS AND HOARDS OF BITCHES FOLLOW HIM FOR MILES. HIS PHEROMONES CALLING PEOPLE FROM UP IN HIGHRISES  AND FROM CITIES AWAY JUST TO FOLLOW HIM AS HE WHISPERS “DAMN I LOOK FINE” TO HIMSELF. THEN HE MAKES THAT FACE AT THEM. AND SCOFFS. THEN THEY JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. THIS IS HIS FUCKING LIFE. REBLOG IF YOU SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED REBLOG IF YOUR COMPUTER IS ON FIRE
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EVERYONE

STOP

WHAT YOURE DOING RN

STOP SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JUST STOP

GODDAMNIT I SEE YOUR FINGER ON THE SCROLLTHING ON YOUR MOUSE JUST FUCKING STOP FOR ONE SECOND JUST SLOW DOWN AND LOOK AT THIS DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING

LOOK

AT THIS MANS HAIR

JUST LOOK AT THIS.

THOSE CURLS ARE FLAWLESS. NO ONE CAN RECREATE THAT EVER. NOT EVEN WITH HOURS OF STYLING AND PROFESSIONAL PAUL MITCHELL BITCHES. NOT EVEN WITH GALLONS OF THE BEST HAIR GELS AND MOUSSES. THAT MOTHERFUCKING HAIR. THOSE CURLS. HOW DOES HE DO IT. HE PROBABLY JUST WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND RUNS HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR AND LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AND HIS REFLECTION TRIES TO LICK HIM.

THEN HE WALKS DOWNSTAIRS AND HOARDS OF BITCHES FOLLOW HIM FOR MILES. HIS PHEROMONES CALLING PEOPLE FROM UP IN HIGHRISES  AND FROM CITIES AWAY JUST TO FOLLOW HIM AS HE WHISPERS “DAMN I LOOK FINE” TO HIMSELF.

THEN HE MAKES THAT FACE AT THEM. AND SCOFFS. THEN THEY JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. THIS IS HIS FUCKING LIFE.

REBLOG IF YOU SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED REBLOG IF YOUR COMPUTER IS ON FIRE

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