you PEOPLE NEED TO STOP SENDING THESE IM SERIOUS  bergy - r u ok do u like dis am i hurting u soupy - groan like a boy pls do u have a strap-on jagr - slow down woah horton - lol kelly - yes this is sex  krejci - sob this hurts  looch - uhhhh im uh coming  marchand - if i buy u a gucci purse can i stick it in the ass, eh?  seguin - suck my dick only  thorty - can u two make out  pie - whats that where does this go  boychuk - meow ferry - ur vag tastes like chia seeds  quaider - stop pulling my hair  chara - r u alive dougie - um what now seids - haben sie wifi? (this is all the german ive learned my whole trip)  dob - *giggle* no stop no ur cute nooo  tuukka - SAY MY NAME. SAY IT 
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you PEOPLE NEED TO STOP SENDING THESE IM SERIOUS 

  • bergy - r u ok do u like dis am i hurting u
  • soupy - groan like a boy pls do u have a strap-on
  • jagr - slow down woah
  • horton - lol
  • kelly - yes this is sex 
  • krejci - sob this hurts 
  • looch - uhhhh im uh coming 
  • marchand - if i buy u a gucci purse can i stick it in the ass, eh? 
  • seguin - suck my dick only 
  • thorty - can u two make out 
  • pie - whats that where does this go 
  • boychuk - meow
  • ferry - ur vag tastes like chia seeds 
  • quaider - stop pulling my hair 
  • chara - r u alive
  • dougie - um what now
  • seids - haben sie wifi? (this is all the german ive learned my whole trip) 
  • dob - *giggle* no stop no ur cute nooo 
  • tuukka - SAY MY NAME. SAY IT 

Q:Are Krejci and bergeron even friends... Bergy's all like grow up and Krejčí's crying in a corner like I can't... Unless jagr's there.

Anonymous

idt theyre friends. like krejci thinks hes so fucking bro but hes just krejci. he prob is like BERGY. WHAT UP BRO. HOW IS IT GOING and bergy is like pls stop pls leave me alone i’d rather hang out with pie and thats the truth. KREJCI STILL CRIES WHEN JAGRS THERE LETS BE REAL

omg i wish timmy was still on the team this would be something for him  bergy - he would be pleasant all night, asking questions about school and talking about sports. the boyfriend would fanboy over bergy and bergy would be more than happy to oblige him with hockey tips and autographs soupy - soupy would want him for himself  jagr - ask him to just marry her and speed up the process, he needs grandkids, etc. etc.  horton - would bro it out with the bf and they would barbecue dinner together. no stress at all  looch - he would initially scare the bf by challenging him to a boxing match then laugh and have a fun dinner. then they would actualy wrestle and looch would actually choke him  kelly - he would sit there quietly while the daughter and bf talk the whole time. he might even take his dinner to another room to watch the news.  krejci - he would be so nervous and would awkwardly giggle the whole time like a first date marchand - oh my god i feel bad for the daughter. he would invite over seguin and they would make fart and dick jokes and get drunk and tell embarrassing stories about teh daughter all night. the bf would leave early  thorty - wouldnt say a word all night. would stare down the bf so hard. freak the shit out of him. bf would be sweating gallons  pie - “is your dad ok?” the boyfriend would ask for the millionth time as pie falls asleep on the salad. “yes this is normal” the daughter would sadly nod boychuk - he would be overly friendly with the bf and make him uncomfortable  ferry - would do a hardcore questionnaire and make sure he gives the bf a powerpoint presentation about the future of solar technology chara - oh fuck the bf wouldnt even come in the house out of fear. chara would just be standing at the window, staring at the bf on the street. imagine that sight  quaider - he’d be nice. wouldn’t say much. would beam at his daughter the whole time and talk about how great she is  seids - i can totally imagine an Amazing Spiderman type scene here  dougie - dougie would be so fucking awk that no one would talk. then he’d accidentally make an allusion to sex and it would get even more awk.  dob - he would try to act tough and fathrely but he’d break out in giggles after .3 seconds tuukka - also would try to act tough and manly and would get so sassy with the bf. he’d try to contradict everything the bf says and twist the shit out of his words. 
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omg i wish timmy was still on the team this would be something for him 

  • bergy - he would be pleasant all night, asking questions about school and talking about sports. the boyfriend would fanboy over bergy and bergy would be more than happy to oblige him with hockey tips and autographs
  • soupy - soupy would want him for himself 
  • jagr - ask him to just marry her and speed up the process, he needs grandkids, etc. etc. 
  • horton - would bro it out with the bf and they would barbecue dinner together. no stress at all 
  • looch - he would initially scare the bf by challenging him to a boxing match then laugh and have a fun dinner. then they would actualy wrestle and looch would actually choke him 
  • kelly - he would sit there quietly while the daughter and bf talk the whole time. he might even take his dinner to another room to watch the news. 
  • krejci - he would be so nervous and would awkwardly giggle the whole time like a first date
  • marchand - oh my god i feel bad for the daughter. he would invite over seguin and they would make fart and dick jokes and get drunk and tell embarrassing stories about teh daughter all night. the bf would leave early 
  • thorty - wouldnt say a word all night. would stare down the bf so hard. freak the shit out of him. bf would be sweating gallons 
  • pie - “is your dad ok?” the boyfriend would ask for the millionth time as pie falls asleep on the salad. “yes this is normal” the daughter would sadly nod
  • boychuk - he would be overly friendly with the bf and make him uncomfortable 
  • ferry - would do a hardcore questionnaire and make sure he gives the bf a powerpoint presentation about the future of solar technology
  • chara - oh fuck the bf wouldnt even come in the house out of fear. chara would just be standing at the window, staring at the bf on the street. imagine that sight 
  • quaider - he’d be nice. wouldn’t say much. would beam at his daughter the whole time and talk about how great she is 
  • seids - i can totally imagine an Amazing Spiderman type scene here 
  • dougie - dougie would be so fucking awk that no one would talk. then he’d accidentally make an allusion to sex and it would get even more awk. 
  • dob - he would try to act tough and fathrely but he’d break out in giggles after .3 seconds
  • tuukka - also would try to act tough and manly and would get so sassy with the bf. he’d try to contradict everything the bf says and twist the shit out of his words. 

Q:My question is why he is wearing a sweatshirt in 75 degree weather ok it's not cold out Tuukka this isn't Finland

Anonymous

he wears that fucking striped cardigan a lot like hes so skinny he has no body fat so he needs to stay warm somehow and RESTAURANTS ARE COLD OK and tuukkas style requires layers at all times

shawnthornton22:

Tuukka got a parking ticket today and they put it on the news…

LETS TALK ABOUT THIS PLS. SO PERFECT. okay. 

first off ytday i thought tuukkas audi was an Aclass but it could be in the R-class and i hope to god it is. anyone know? would be sexy if it had a huge V8 or 10 engine. 

of course he would park illegally. he probably went to the restaurant and expected a valet to show up and take his car. he prob thought that because he is tuukka motherfucking rask that every spot is legal to him. what a bitch 

and hes SO EMBARRASSED. HES SO MAD THAT CAMERAS CAUGHT HIM. HES TRYING TO HAVE SWAG BUT HES PROB SO ASHAMED AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME. why is he a celebrity he would kill that cameraman if he could 

ok. you guys are lozers bergy - omg he would be so good. he’d cover her in a blanket and give her chicken noodle soup and tea and put on her fave chick flicks and sit there and watch with her and carry her from room to room so perf soupy - he would make her wear a mask and scoff at how gross she looks and wouldnt let her stay in the house tbh  jagr - start the funeral process  kelly - he’d actually be really uncomfortable about it and not know what to do so he’d give her ice cream and be like “here is thing are you ok”  krejci - cry about how all hope is lost and shes gonna die then hes gonna get sick and die then everyones gonna die and life is over  horton - aw he’d be good too like he’d try to cheer her up and keep her company and take care of the kids and do the chores while shes out  looch - you think he’d know what to do. he’d get sick within minutes and they’d both be helpless  marchand - he would like laugh every time she throws up and take pics and snapchat them back to her.  seguin - he wouldn’t know what to do either. he’d give her the wrong medicine and do the wrong things then when she gets worse, he’d give up and quietly sneak out  thorty - laugh at her pain. make her still do all the work in the house and make sure shes constnatly sanitized  pie - he would hurt himself making soup and she’d take care of him. later, she’d see that he literally stuck a closed can of soup in the microwave and tried to heat that up  boychuk - he’d just cheer her up with jokes and movies and stuff and bring her cupcakes  chara - scare the germs away by screaming  ferry - give her herbal and natural treatments that gross her out  dougie - the only reason she got sick was because he sneezed in her face lbr  quaider - i think he’d be helpful too like bergy seids - he’d man it up and go into the woods and chop down a tree to make a fire for her  dob - call tuukka and cry and not know what to do. then he’d cuddle with her to keep her warm  tuukka - fuck the sick away. 
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ok. you guys are lozers

  • bergy - omg he would be so good. he’d cover her in a blanket and give her chicken noodle soup and tea and put on her fave chick flicks and sit there and watch with her and carry her from room to room so perf
  • soupy - he would make her wear a mask and scoff at how gross she looks and wouldnt let her stay in the house tbh 
  • jagr - start the funeral process 
  • kelly - he’d actually be really uncomfortable about it and not know what to do so he’d give her ice cream and be like “here is thing are you ok” 
  • krejci - cry about how all hope is lost and shes gonna die then hes gonna get sick and die then everyones gonna die and life is over 
  • horton - aw he’d be good too like he’d try to cheer her up and keep her company and take care of the kids and do the chores while shes out 
  • looch - you think he’d know what to do. he’d get sick within minutes and they’d both be helpless 
  • marchand - he would like laugh every time she throws up and take pics and snapchat them back to her. 
  • seguin - he wouldn’t know what to do either. he’d give her the wrong medicine and do the wrong things then when she gets worse, he’d give up and quietly sneak out 
  • thorty - laugh at her pain. make her still do all the work in the house and make sure shes constnatly sanitized 
  • pie - he would hurt himself making soup and she’d take care of him. later, she’d see that he literally stuck a closed can of soup in the microwave and tried to heat that up 
  • boychuk - he’d just cheer her up with jokes and movies and stuff and bring her cupcakes 
  • chara - scare the germs away by screaming 
  • ferry - give her herbal and natural treatments that gross her out 
  • dougie - the only reason she got sick was because he sneezed in her face lbr 
  • quaider - i think he’d be helpful too like bergy
  • seids - he’d man it up and go into the woods and chop down a tree to make a fire for her 
  • dob - call tuukka and cry and not know what to do. then he’d cuddle with her to keep her warm 
  • tuukka - fuck the sick away. 

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