Q:Which bruins are free agents?
Anonymous
Q:Why do you think Horton will leave? :((
Anonymous
because he is super inconsistent and only shows up during playoffs. he can stay if he takes a deep pay cut imo
Q:Why does everyone hate on Pierre McGuire?
Anonymous
because he creeps on the players really hard and he asks a lot of irrelevant questions. honestly hes funny to have around because hes just so weird.
Q:Hi, I can't take credit for all the mean comments that have probably come your way, but I know I was behind at least one of them. I guess I just got a little too protective over Paille because I think he's so cool. But anyway, I apologize. Also, your post on meeting Tuukka and Seguin really made my day (I was literally fangirling all over the kitchen). Keep up the great blog
Anonymous
if youre just now reading the seguin/tuukka stuff, then youre not one of the mean people. so dont worry about it. youre okay. thanks for owning up though! i wish more people would man up
Q:would it be okay if someone did those stories for another team like if they credited you with the idea and yeah
Anonymous
yeah sure whatever i dont even know what youre talking about tho
Q:Which Bruins are your favorites?
Anonymous
tuukka dob jagr pie looch uhhh ya those are my faves
Q:Why don't you think Ferry's going to stay? He seems like a Bruins lifer.
Anonymous
i know! it really sucks! hes SO BOSTON. but ugh. torey and bartkowski are playing so well that its time to let go of the weakest link and move on and start building up the young guys. maybe ferry will take a paycut and resign for a year, and thats what i WANT to happen, but who knows
Q:What do you think is going to happen with the Bruins' free agents this summer?
Anonymous
i dont know im scared ot think about it. im pretty confident tuukka will get resigned. i unfortunately dont see dobby stayng with svedberg playing so well. i’d love if dobby stayed and sveddy had another year in prov but this seems unliekly but what do i know. jagrs going to leave. ferrys probably not staying as much as i hate to say it. i dont think horton will stay etiher. who else is a free agent?
Source: dirtyflowseguin
Q:Which bruins player has the best ass? Rank each player.
Anonymous
bergy and thorty have the best asses and i think pie is a dark horse here and chara has a good butt and tuukkas is like one of the worst cuz even tho its cute and round its bony as fuck
Q:can u do a story about tuukka and timmy hanging out just for old times sake pls
Anonymous
they would go on a boat and tuukka would tie him up and cry about how much he misses him then take him home and put him in the closet and wont let him leave and talk to him every day from outside the closet door and thorty would come home and stare at tuukka and think hes crazy but then shake his head and remember hes a goalie and tuukka would sneak timmy little cheeseburgers and fries under the door and never let him out wow longest sentence ever
- bergy - samsung galaxy S4, just flawless all around with tons of RAM so you know it’ll still do well in the future. hes the nexus version
- soupy - iphone 4, doesnt plan on updating any time soon either
- jagr - the old nokia phones ok
- ferry - the new sony xperia ZR that is fully functional underwater
- chara - samsung galaxy note 2 ok it is a huge ass phone
- horton - nexus 4. only good cuz its google. just like how hortys only good in playoffs
- looch - LG optimus G, weirdly shaped phone like him
- marchand - some grody ass basic phone because he kept dropping his in bong water
- seguin - iphone 5. because hes a white girl. and only white girls like iphone 5’s.
- thorty - nokia lumia 920. because hes too old to deal with this apple v android shit and he really enjoys the bright colors lbr
- kelly - blackberry
- krejci - those barbie toy phones
- pie - a banana
- quaider - HTC oneX. fun phone for a fun dood
- seids - iphone 4s he cant deal with complicated shit and the siri is confusing him already
- boychuk - motorola razr maxxx HD okay i feel like he talks on the phone and plays games A LOT so he needs that huge battery
- dougie - his parents wont let him have a phone yet but he has his ipod touch
- dob - samsung galaxy s3 he and i are buddies ok
- tuukka - HTC One. perfect phone with amazing sound cuz he likes to party and an amazing ultrapixl camera for dick pics
im gonna do these in random order now.
- bergy - hes the one that actually hands over the jacket and hes thinking like “wow chara really deserved it. what a great game idk what we would do without him. i really need to play like him what a wonderful leader such a team player” doesnt even care that hes not picked
- soupy - “wow fuck him that shoulda been me wow im so underappreciated by everyone they dont even know what i do. if i had better linemates this wouldnt have happened. i should be on a line with seguin”
- jagr - “he got it because he was young. i will get better. i must work harder”
- horton - “whatever its not like im staying with this team”
- kelly - “wow thats nice good for him”
- krejci - “who is that guy? can i have the jacket too?”
- looch - “thats okay i didnt play that well and i know it”
- marchand - “fuck it i spilled vodka all over that anyways so it’ll smell bad”
- seguin - “i have a nicer jacket at home i dont care”
- thorty - “these kids dont know anything about who works the hardest on this team let me see if they can take a punch to the face”
- pie - “i thought we wore these jerseys? whats this jacket?”
- chara - like bergy
- ferry - like chara and bergy
- dougie - “its okay. i would feel uncomfortable wearing that jacket anyways”
- quaider - “wow they cant handle my hair i didnt even injure myself today”
- seids - “they dont even fucking know what i do for this team”
- dob - “awww tuukka should have got it”
- tuukka - “yeah thats basically my jacket im just giving it out to my peasants”
my cousin is crying “PLEASE PROMOTE ME ON TUMBLR PLS I ONLY HAVE 26 FOLLOWERS” NO I NEVER DO THIS NO STOP
EDIT: SHES TELLING ON ME TO MY MOM “YOUR DAUGHTER WONT PROMOTE ME ON TUMBLR” OH MY GOD
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