how much did you jizz in the first episode of behind the b where tuukka was being a douche to joonas just for the cameras
i actually could not handle myself i was in a constant state of OHMGOADWHATAFHUSCSTAL OJGSI OAGSJFIGSDGDSOG and it was like my blog had come to life and therefore i could not go on with my internet life
this is hilarious but i sincerely hope it’s not meant to be legit…
hello and welcome to my blog
ive written a ton more like this….and you gotta like…at least read the first two or three to grasp the fake little persona ive created for each character. theyre supposed to be a satire….a parody…idk of the modern hockey fanfic.
this is my first time using reilly smith, but for all the other characters, you gotta look back in the tag (“bruins story time” specifically and theres a link on my page) to see the whole joke come together
That story you made. Ok, I am not lying, this is 100% the truth. This is not a joke. No. Not a joke AT ALL. It made me laugh so hard, I actually started crying for a second. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME. WHO IS TAKING OVER MY BODY. SOUPY?! TUUKKA?! WHAT. IS. GOING. ON. But I really loved the story, don't stop writing them:) BUT WRITE MORE SOON PLEASEEEE
Have you ever seen that coffee commercial with the gay German guy, and at the end he says, "toot toot"? Well, what if it was Soderburg instead. What if he said, "Here, take de coffee drinking, ya?" And then he would start squinting his eyes and giggle like crazy, wipe his nose on his sleeve, drop the bag of coffee in the woman's cart and walk away.
I need help. All my friends hate me and make fun of me behind my back. They hate the bruins and say the players are dumb, stupid, and can't play. All the boys do that too. I just want to move back to New England. 7th grade Blackhawks fans are by far, the RUDEST people I've ever talked to. Anything I should do?
i’ll answer the other anons later this one is probs more important
okay my sister is in 7th grade and shes like 12 this is trippy
im sure your friends dont hate you. you just feel like they do because that is a natural thought process of early adolescence. dont worry about that. someone’s sports fandom should and will never get in the way of irl friendship
the only reason why that would happen is if like, that’s all you talk about with them. are you like…always talking about hockey and whatnot? you gotta not do that, because it’s obviously something you dont have in common with them
did the vikings fucking score a touchdown
anyways. you cant get offended for the sake of the bruins. you gotta take a step back. theyre a professional sports team. youre in middle school. dear god youre in middle school. you cant get offended on their behalf. nothing you can do can affect how they play. yes, you like them, but it seems like your obsession is getting in the way of your friendships.
just….try not to bring up sports in front of them so much. it seems like theyre just teasing you because they have nothing else to talk about with you, so that’s all they can do. you really gotta talk about other things. tone it down on the hockey while in public. middle schoolers are all insecure. they make fun of things when they don’t know what else to say or do. they constantly feel inferior and confused. so thats why it feels like youre always being attacked. but youre not. soooooooooo just enjoy chicago and hawks fans are cool yo. its the pens fans you wanna avoid.
seriously, take a break from tumblr too. it just heightens the obsession
how do you think tuukka would react if I gave him a beyonce cd at a meet and greet on sunday and said "I heard you were a fan" because I'm seriously considering it but I feel like I would chicken out and just not do it
dont do it because he wont know what youre talking about
I was watching 'Behind the B's' and in the third episode, before the game, the team cheered Tuukka in the change room. This guy just sat there, no emotion - like it should be happening. Is this guy even a human? Is he even real? Finnish hologram.
its because he expects the cheers, the praise. he’s not surprised by it and its just casual to him. its only when they go above and beyond the praise by buying him a car that he glances up at them
Christopher Newport University students: 360, 1 to change the bulb and 359 upperclassmen to bitch about how they got screwed over by housing Eastern Mennonite University students: Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to strike the flint. George Mason students: Three, if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course at NOVA. Hampden-Sydney students: Five, one to actually change the light bulb, and four to figure out how this could get some Longwood girls to come over. Hollins College students: None, that’s what maids are for. James Madison students: None, Harrisonburg doesn’t have electricity yet. Liberty University students: None, God said “let there be light” and all was good, and no one questions Falwell. Longwood students: None, the Farmville Super Wal-Mart has fluorescent lighting. Mary Baldwin students: Four, one to change the light bulb, and three to figure out how it will help them meet their future husband. Mary Washington students: The whole student body, there’s nothing better to do on the weekends. Old Dominion students : Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one. Radford students: Just one, but it takes six years Randolph-Macon students: None, they’ll just drink in the dark Sweet Briar students: One to change the bulb, and three to call up daddy and cry and complain about how awful the whole experience was. University of Richmond students: Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. UVA students: One, he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him. VCU students: None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark. VMI students: One Rat to actually change the bulb, one upperclassman to yell at him for not doing it fast enough, one to yell at him for not using the proper wattage, and one to send him up to the Rat Disciplinary Committee for letting the bulb burn out in the first place. Virginia Tech students : Three, one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did it just as well as a UVA student. Washington and Lee students: Four, one to change the bulb, three to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to a better school if they had wanted to. William and Mary students: Three, one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.
actually responding to the anon about 2 months ago about tuukk grocery shopping, he shops at the whole foods in charlestown. like on his own. ive yet to run into him there though, but ive heard that hes been seen there alot
wtf why does he do the shopping? what kidn of man is he. why is he alone. hes so damn weird. AND WHOLE FOODS. SO LAME. ALL ABOUT HARRIS TEETER. NOT ABOUT THAT ORGANIC LIFE
can we talk about how tuukka threw a fit on wednesday because the coaches picked drills he didn't like.
HAHAHAH YES. OH MY GOD HES SUCH A FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN. he thinks he owns the team now. i swear he is 0.3 seconds away from starting a mutiny to take over as captain. and maybe coach. and owner. literally everything has to go his way he clearly won’t have anyone making decisions without him. such an ass