May 2013
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fuckyeahjosetheodore:
So someone tweeted:
So Tuukka’s death glare and F bomb had nothing to do with a phone and was because a reporter was touching his stuff? love it
Is this true? Did some dickhole reporter actually touch his goalie shit? I need proof, but if that’s the case, awesome.
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Anonymous asked: With the Jagr beard, I think it just grows in grey in some places. Other places grow in black. His body is still trying to decide whether he is old or not.
Anonymous asked: have you noticed how the beard hair on the sides of jagrs face is colored and he doesnt color the hair on his chin is that some kind of style help
Anonymous asked: i'm such a fucking weirdo for asking this but how would timmy react when tuukka would lock him up in a closet? like would he just accept his faith or try to constantly bust out
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nhracin-hick replied to your post:
Why does everyone hate on Pierre McGuire?
Starting to like him since he’s been verbally bitch-slapping the ranger’s powerplay and stroking the merlot line’s ego hard hahaha dont be ashamed! hes a funny dude
brucrue:
My favorite part about the tuukka video is that no one reacts to him saying it. Like everything just went on like normal because we are all just really used to the sassy Finn
i think theyre laughing nervously out of fear
Anonymous asked: If you could pick one bruin (besides rasky of course) to have sex with, who would it be?
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Watchmore-blah-blah-blah:
tuukka swearing when is phone rings
THANK YOU FOR VIDEO. JESUS CHRIST. HES SO FUCKING MAD. HES SO. MAD. HES SERIOUSLY GONNA GO OFF AT WHOEVER CALLED HIM LATER. THIS IS SO HOT
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oohhaaaay replied to your post:
after his phone rang during the interview he said it
I just saw it. It aired on Comcast Sports Nework. The song sounded like rap but I wasn’t sure. They didn’t even beep out. lol ugh thats awesome i hope someone gets video of it
Anonymous asked: after his phone rang during the interview he said it
Anonymous asked: "fucking serious" right into the mic
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Anonymous asked: he also cursed on mike again
Anonymous asked: I bet you it was Joonas calling Tuukka.
Anonymous asked: apparently tuukka's phone went off during his interview
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Anonymous asked: I think what is going to determine whether Horton is going to stay, is Horton himself. Chiarelli isn't dumb enough to not give him an offer, so he'll probably offer him a lesser amount than he is getting now. It will be Horton's decision whether to take it or not.
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Anonymous asked: Which bruins are free agents?
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Anonymous asked: Why do you think Horton will leave? :((
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Anonymous asked: Why does everyone hate on Pierre McGuire?
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Anonymous asked: Hi, I can't take credit for all the mean comments that have probably come your way, but I know I was behind at least one of them. I guess I just got a little too protective over Paille because I think he's so cool. But anyway, I apologize. Also, your post on meeting Tuukka and Seguin really made my day (I was literally fangirling all over the kitchen). Keep up the great blog
Anonymous asked: would it be okay if someone did those stories for another team like if they credited you with the idea and yeah
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Anonymous asked: Which Bruins are your favorites?
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Anonymous asked: Why don't you think Ferry's going to stay? He seems like a Bruins lifer.
Anonymous asked: What do you think is going to happen with the Bruins' free agents this summer?
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Anonymous asked: Which bruins player has the best ass? Rank each player.
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Anonymous asked: can u do a story about tuukka and timmy hanging out just for old times sake pls
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my cousin is crying “PLEASE PROMOTE ME ON TUMBLR PLS I ONLY HAVE 26 FOLLOWERS” NO I NEVER DO THIS NO STOP
EDIT: SHES TELLING ON ME TO MY MOM “YOUR DAUGHTER WONT PROMOTE ME ON TUMBLR” OH MY GOD
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Anonymous asked: I never thought of Jagr like this before but having read all of your asks from last night I literally have not been able to stop thinking about Jagr in bed today and like omfg like you're just so right about him and now i see it and have totally been converted i thought i should tell you. th-thE FACT THAT HE'S OLDER SOMEHOW MAKES IT HOTTER??? i just?? omfg
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Anonymous asked: You say Jagr talks so modestly. I bet his dick isn't modest. I hope it isn't.
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Anonymous asked: i would imagine that sex with Horton would be the best, seeing as hes the one whos married to a former porn star :P
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Anonymous asked: If you were mating with Dob, he would probably think of something really random and funny, and then he would start laughing so hard that you'd have to stop. It would be amazing.
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Anonymous asked: No see, Soupy would be all like, "Ok before we do this, we have to do the goat blood ritual". And you'd jump out the window. But Savvy would stop midway and say, "Can we go to the Tim Horton's up the street and get a donut? I'm hungry". Of course you would agree because no one can say no to Savvy's adorableness.
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boston-youre-my-home:
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Anonymous asked: it's ok arian I'd have sex with jagr too ur not the only one. even my friend who doesn't find him attractive (cuz she's insane) agrees that he would be great in bed.
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Anonymous asked: wth last anon having sex with jagr would be the best and you know it. so what he's old that just means he has more experience he's still so hot though. just google jagr shirtless.
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Anonymous asked: I'M SORRY HE JUST DOES I'LL HELP YOU OUT OF THE LOCKED ROOM ARIAN.
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Anonymous asked: HAHA TO THE OTHER ANON, SAVVY IS JUST SO CANADIAN HAHA IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS. SAME THING WITH HORTON. OMG HAHA QUIET CANADIAN PEOPLE.
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Anonymous asked: how about we all bang looch and this debate is over with
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Anonymous asked: Truth be told Jagr probably wants a baby so if he does have girls locked in a room somewhere he's really nice and he's just like "no you can't leave you're not pregnant" WHICH IS CREEPIER SOMEHOW I DON'T KNOW I'M JUST AFRAID OF JAGR.
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Anonymous asked: I feel like Chris Kelly's dick would just be really gross
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Anonymous asked: savvy would be the best LBR.
