Q:Tuukka hit with flu bug!! 😩
i have the most inappropriate response to this
On November 21st I posted excitedly about some Tuukka news, which I could not say, and still cannot say, until it is confirmed.
The messages are understandable. What’s not understandable is how a few days later, that hockey player WAGs tumblr posts about Tuukka’s gf being pregnant.
So at this point, you all know the news. That’s fine. Again, still unconfirmed.
But this is unbelievably fucked up. I know you guys get mad at me for acting “high and mighty” but the line has been crossed. Tumblr used to be a great place to fangirl over hockey players. Then something changed over the lockout. The players began to be treated like boybands and celebrities. They’re just regular guys, and you guys were giving them an ego boost and fame that they did not deserve or ask for.
Tumblrs like the hockey WAGs one and hockeyplayersontinder showed up. What the actual fuck?? Does no one else see what an invasion of privacy this is?? I had my tumblr since April 2010 and I built my reputation on not delving too far on my favorite player’s personal life. I want him to be respected, not a fucking teen heartthrob. They’re hockey players. It’s not even that big a sport in America. Why do this? How hard is it to keep fangirling from a distance? Let the boys live. I invented a fake persona for a lot of players for a reason- so we can stay away from their real, personal lives. You guys have gone too far.
Again, I don’t mind the messages. Now you have your answer. But the source for them is what irks me.
Q:What songs are in the behind the b previews you know ? :)
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
THEYRE ALL PERFECT TRANCE
IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
THAT THEY USE TRANCE
AND THE BEST TRANCE TOO AHHHHH I FREAK OUT EACH TIME
In the first one, the Behind the B Trailer its "D# Fat" by Armin van Buuren and W&W ONE OF MY FAVORKATIESGKJSDOSA
In the preview for the 3rd one “The Journey has Begun,” the song used isn’t trance, it’s just a popular electro track. "If I Lose Myself" by Alesso vs. OneRepublic
The preview for the 4th goes into like hardcore ASOT trance like HOW DID THEY FIND THIS STUFF AHHSGUGJsfg it’s “Character” by Mark Sixma
And in the most recent one “Together as a Family” I ACTUALLY KSGSIOG THIS IS MY ULTIMATE LULLABY CHILL TRANCE SONG it’s "Skylarking" by BT
Q:HAve YOU SEEN THOR 2 YET OR WTF IS YOUR LIFE
I FUCKING KNOW
I FUCKING KNOW
I STILL HAVENT
I FUCKING KNOW
LITERALLY MY LOKI FANGIRL DAYS ARE SLIPPING AWAY IM JSUATHDSKGJSDG SDKLGSGSLDG MY PARENTS TOOK AWAY MY CAR AND I HAD NO MONEY AND NOW I FINALLY HAVE ALL THE THINGS BUT FINALS
Q:how much did you jizz in the first episode of behind the b where tuukka was being a douche to joonas just for the cameras
i actually could not handle myself i was in a constant state of OHMGOADWHATAFHUSCSTAL OJGSI OAGSJFIGSDGDSOG and it was like my blog had come to life and therefore i could not go on with my internet life
ants-march-on reblogged your post and added:
this is hilarious but i sincerely hope it’s not meant to be legit…
hello and welcome to my blog
ive written a ton more like this….and you gotta like…at least read the first two or three to grasp the fake little persona ive created for each character. theyre supposed to be a satire….a parody…idk of the modern hockey fanfic.
this is my first time using reilly smith, but for all the other characters, you gotta look back in the tag (“bruins story time” specifically and theres a link on my page) to see the whole joke come together
So apparently Thorty had a bunch of Bruins over for Thanksgiving
Here’s how it all went down. It was a really random group of guys.
Q:That story you made. Ok, I am not lying, this is 100% the truth. This is not a joke. No. Not a joke AT ALL. It made me laugh so hard, I actually started crying for a second. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME. WHO IS TAKING OVER MY BODY. SOUPY?! TUUKKA?! WHAT. IS. GOING. ON. But I really loved the story, don't stop writing them:) BUT WRITE MORE SOON PLEASEEEE
which story omg whAT THE HELL WHAT HJOW
RIP Paul Walker. This was absolutely devastating to hear, especially since the Fast & Furious franchise is one of my favorites. The movies always brought my family together and renewed all of our interests in cars. Joyride was a classic, and I have good memories with both friends and family for this too. He will be greatly missed and I know it’s lame to be so upset over an actor, but he brought so much to the role of Brian O’Conner. He was taken too soon and too tragically, but at least his final act was a good, charitable deed. Thank you, Paul Walker. Original #MCM
Skate with the P-Bruins!
cant handle how good looking