jagrs much too old for this shit
tuukkas envy
fuzzy goalie
haughty bitch
the one time dob wants the spotlight
Q:Could you do stories for your fans too?
idk cuz the reason i can do this with those 7 is because i know them really really well
alright segs
Q:Fuck no I like the stories better when they were just about the players themselves... It's very confusing with your friends. But good writing! Could you do another separate story line just about the players?
those are the joke stories i do for which i have 17 requests in my inbox. YEAH I LIKE THOSE BETTER TOO. this is mainly for my friends tbh
deep pregame thoughts
Q:that was so great "pie you are white girl wasted" GREAT JOB WELL DONE
THANK i tried so hard with that sentence ok
Q:i get that tuukka is first, but jagr? why? :)
because hes mad experienced and super HOT AND MODEST AND HUMBLE AND FUCKING JAROMIR JAGR OK
Q:Yeah his friend did an interview! The media thought it was Tuukka tho. They used it in the news and everything :DDDDDD
PLS THIS IS CRAY HOW DID THEY FIND OUT WHERE IS IT
Q:List in order the bruins you want to bang with 1st being the most
- tuukka
- jagr
- quaider
- soderberg
- if i say dob will u judge
- if i say pie will u murder me
- looch
- seguin what
- bergy
- seids
- ferry
- horton
- chara
- boychuk
- dougie
- thorty
- krejci
- torey
- soupy
- kelly
- peverley
- dont care about the others
Prologue of full-length Bruins fic- INTRO
i am embarrass
there’s no name yet. this is just like a ~pilot chapter~ in order to see if people are interested.
unfortunately its not too entertaining yet because i had to do character introductions. theres 8 main female characters and like a gazillion bruins so its hard to keep track, i know, but im trying to make the storylines a bit apparent here. hope its not too confusing.
anyways as i said the main 8 characters are me and like 7 other tumblr girls im friends with. i know them well but if you guys dont i’ll get more into them later. my friends read this and said i got their personalities well so far. obviously some are exaggerated
so enough talk. THIS WAS SO HARD AND AWKWARD TO WRITE. ITS REALLY AWKWARD TO DO FICS HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO IT. its gonna be so tough when we get to secksual stuff later. here goes
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